Topic: VW ownership (signs you are a Volkswagen driver)

[bulldogs cabrio]

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VW ownership (signs you are a Volkswagen driver)

* The word 'cupholder' pisses you off
    * Some guy named Cullen becomes a household name
    * The terms "slush-box" and "slaughtermatic" become frequent vocabulary
    * You need e-codes to see at night
    * You can rip the door handles off any "ordinary" car.
    * You find yourself frequently spending more money on repairs than the car is actually worth!
    * Your favorite mod to show of is reclining rear seats
    * You have no glovebox
    * Your heating and air conditioning controls crap out.
    * Your battery always goes dead
    * Your windows will not roll down at the same time
    * Service managers run when you pull into the dealership
    * You know all the fault codes by heart
    * People's mouth water when they learn of a "donation" or "seller" car.
    * You need thumbtacks to hold up the headliner.
    * You first learn of the kneebars and/or parcel shelves.
    * DIY's interior/exterior mods are more important than performance.
    * you get lots of comments on your Jetta....
    * CEL is common vocab.
    * You get asked, even though your center caps say 'BBS', if those are actual BBS rims
    * You can grin at the little boy wonders in their civics as you slip by them on the freeway
    * You periodically check the coolant to make sure it is all still in there.
    * You first realize that this car may have some issues as the Bentley is 2 volumes.
    * You notice every other B3/B4 on the road... drivable or not
    * Every noise from the VR6 makes you wonder about your timing chain guides.
    * You spend 45 minutes nearly everyday on some internet forum full of other confused, angry, and increasingly poor people (who are none-the-less totally happy with they family car that pulls 145mph).
    * Honda owners give you shocked looks as you pass them at 125mph despite of their three foot tall spoiler.
    * Junk yards are a solution, the dealer is a problem.
    * After having the window repaired for the 4th time, you start contemplating replacing the entire door.
    * You're amazed every time the cruse control works.
    * Intermittent wipers is a good name as they tend to work intermittently and at random.
    * You give more TLC to your B3/B4 rather than to your significant other. This includes washing the engine bay, interior, and exterior.
    * People are amazed when they first see the size of your trunk.
    * And even more when you get into the trunk.
    * You see the fuel gauge go up and down, up and down.
    * Your lunch break consists of going to the parts dealer to pick up more parts.
    * The car behind you lights more of the road in front of you.
    * Car won't start and it's always a different issue... Generally, the car will decide to start when you try it 'one last time' than will never had the same problem again.
    * Your buddy's cell phone makes the speakers pop
    * The air is just as hot when you set the switch to "cool"

[Moses35i]

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[bulldogs cabrio]

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Honda owners give you shocked looks as you pass them at 125mph despite of their three foot tall spoiler.

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[jetta16v]

Every noise from the VR6 makes you wonder about your timing chain guides.

You spend 45 minutes nearly everyday on some internet forum full of other confused, angry, and increasingly poor people (who are none-the-less totally happy with they family car that pulls 145mph).