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Topic: how to find out if you're a vw driver (gelezen 2229 keer)
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jetta16v
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VW ownership (signs you are a Volkswagen driver)
* The word 'cupholder' pisses you off
* Some guy named Cullen becomes a household name
* The terms "slush-box" and "slaughtermatic" become frequent vocabulary
* You need e-codes to see at night
* You can rip the door handles off any "ordinary" car.
* You find yourself frequently spending more money on repairs than the car is actually worth!
* Your favorite mod. to show of is reclining rear seats
* You have no glovebox
* Your heating and air conditioning controls crap out.
* Your battery always goes dead
* Your windows will not roll down at the same time
* Service managers run when you pull into the dealership
* You know all the fault codes by heart
* People's mouth water when they learn of a "donation" or "seller" car.
* You need thumbtacks to hold up the headliner.
* You first learn of the kneebars and/or parcel shelves.
* DIY's interior/exterior mods are more important than performance.
* you get lots of comments on your Jetta....
* CEL is common vocab.
* You get asked, even though your center caps say 'BBS', if those are actual BBS rims
* You can grin at the little boy wonders in their civics as you slip by them on the freeway
* You periodically check the coolant to make sure it is all still in there.
* You first realize that this car may have some issues as the Bentley is 2 volumes.
* You notice every other B3/B4 on the road... driveable or not
* Every noise from the VR6 makes you wonder about your timing chain guides.
* You spend 45 minutes nearly everyday on some internet forum full of other confused, angry, and increasingly poor people (who are none-the-less totally happy with they family car that pulls 145mph).
* Honda owners give you shocked looks as you pass them at 125mph inspite of their three foot tall spoiler.
* Junk yards are a solution, the dealer is a problem.
* After having the window repaired for the 4th time, you start contemplating replacing the entire door.
* You're amazed every time the cruse control works.
* Intermitant wipers is a good name as they tend to work intermittantly and at random.
* You give more TLC to your B3/B4 rather than to your significant other. This includes washing the engine bay, interior, and exterior.
* People are amazed when they first see the size of your trunk.
* And even more when you get into the trunk.
* You see the fuel gauge go up and down, up and down.
* Your lunch break consists of going to the parts dealer to pick up more parts.
* The car behind you lights more of the road in front of you.
* Car won't start and it's always a diffrent issue... Generally, the car will decide to start when you try it 'one last time' than will never had the same problem again.
* Your buddy's cell phone makes the speakers pop
* The air is just as hot when you set the switch to "cool"
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it is what it is , and isn't it what it is then it aint what it is :-P
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31 oktober, 2009, 15:12 »
Ik herken er iig een aantal
Gelogd
Comfort? Wat is dat? Bloed pissen zul je!
jetta16v
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31 oktober, 2009, 16:40 »
Citaat van: "Moses"
Ik herken er iig een aantal
een aantal ???
ik een heleboel hahahaha
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it is what it is , and isn't it what it is then it aint what it is :-P
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31 oktober, 2009, 18:31 »
same hier
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Hahaha geweldig!
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